February 2012
30 posts
I just want to
bash my head against every hard surface i encounter
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enchanted-dystopia:
“I was sitting in the living room and a cat’s walking across the floor. It has four paws. This song is about the pillows on the couch. We have a tv…”
—
-My mother’s impression of Taylor Swift lyrics
I need to meet your mother. Then i’ll make a blog post about how i met your mother.
What keeps me so unsatisfied
with my current list of failures?
1 tag
damn
someone helped j slate wake the fuck up
........
Guess who has NO IDEA how to talk to guys…. it’s me
fuckyeahdementia:
thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
